This is a newborn baby emerging from a woman’s vagina. Some of you might think it’s graphic or even “gross” but I actually think it’s a beautiful example of the miracle that is childbirth. Just look at that expression on the child’s face. If you can’t appreciate the natural process that brings us all into this world you’ve got some serious growing up to do.
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
how does one turn their emotions off
Okay so first go to settings
I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean