i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says
‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’
and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’
and she just stared at me for a moment and said
‘oh ok. ‘
and we just continued watching
and thats how i came out to my mother
Fucking A Star.
when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving
mindfuck: did you know that nobody sees colours in the same way like you do?